zubat:

"The difference two years can make."
zubat:

"The difference two years can make."

zubat:

"The difference two years can make."

wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

image

HOT DAMN 

Played 758937 times.

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

hishonourabletyranny:

thoughtfire:

This guy gets me.

Me watching lok
hishonourabletyranny:

thoughtfire:

This guy gets me.

Me watching lok
hishonourabletyranny:

thoughtfire:

This guy gets me.

Me watching lok
hishonourabletyranny:

thoughtfire:

This guy gets me.

Me watching lok

hishonourabletyranny:

thoughtfire:

This guy gets me.

Me watching lok

matthewgaydos:

Obviously, Jeanie’s car is the one everyone would want made into a toy.

a-closed-casket:

Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.
a-closed-casket:

Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.

a-closed-casket:

Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.

You see, he was her beginning, and she was his end. And it continued on and on. After all, she promised him forever.

(Source: atimelordswife)

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

tessassgray:

there’s always that one ship that image

….always.

(Source: memewhore)